Kupa Keep (After helping Butters out)
1.Clyde - After you receive his friend request, go to the "Home" menu by pressing . While you're in the Home menu, you will get a "1 New Friend" notification. Be sure to do this before he unfriends you!
2.Mrs. Biggles - She's sitting on the bench outside the post office.
Make sure to also do the Acceptance trophy whilst you're here.
South Park Elementary (Rescue Craig from Detention Main Quest)
1.Dodgeball - This is located on one of the Hallway Monitors as loot, the ones you have to fight to get the brass key.
2.Mace of Restoration - After defeating the Hallway Monitor boss, check his body for the locker key. Take this key then head down the corridor and open the locked locker. It's in here.
Be sure to earn both Gingivitis and Day Walker before you break Craig out of detention.
The Giggling Donkey (aka Jimmy's House)
1.Elvish Shortbow - Looted off one of the enemies in the basement.
2.Roidrat - In the attic, on the left hand side after breaking the barrier.
3.Wood Elf gloves - On an Elf in the attic as loot.
4.Crutch of Weakness - Loot Jimmy after you defeat him.
5.Wood Elf Hat - Located in the chest in Jimmy's bedroom. Get access to his bedroom after defeating him.
6.Jester's Cap - Can be found inside Jimmy's garage. You will need the key to the garage which can be found in a drawer in Jimmy's hallway.
UFO (Main quest, after finishing the Giggling Donkey and returning home to sleep)
1.Alien helmet - In a chest behind where Randy is getting probed.
2.Alien ray gun - Defeat the aliens on the other side of the force field, after getting out of your cell.
3.Alien suit - chest next to the elevator on the left after you've gone down.
4.Alien gloves - Looted off one of the aliens with the chief security officer.
5.Tinfoil Hat - After you disable the security, head back to near where your cell is. You will notice at the entrance to your cell, a ladder has appeared. Head down and hit the pile of trash in this room to make the space hobo appear. Defeat him and loot his body for the hat.
6.Alien Probe - In a chest, to the left of the entrance of the cell and near the lift you need the white crystal for.
7.Beetlebot - After going up the lift, you'll come out and see some monitors. The chinpokomon is on these monitors. Shoot it to get it down.
Government Building (aka Taco Bell / Mall)
1.SWAT Armored Headgear - On one of the guards in this area There is a total of 1 SWAT guy outside, near the puddle and 2 inside with the pieces on them.
2.SWAT Vest - On one of the guards in this area There is a total of 1 SWAT guy outside, near the puddle and 2 inside with the pieces on them.
3.SWAT Tactical Gloves - On one of the guards in this area There is a total of 1 SWAT guy outside, near the puddle and 2 inside with the pieces on them.
4.Gunrilla - Just as you enter the room with the tape recorder, go to the very left of the room. It's on top on the locker and easy to miss. You will need to shoot at it to knock it down.
5.Stone Hammer - In a chest on top of the government facility building.
South Park Elementary (Recovering the Stick of Truth)
1.Basketball - After coming out of the cafeteria area, head right instead of left and it's on the body of an elf in the corner of the room.
2.Necromancer gloves - On one of the enemies behind the first barricade, easily missed as the barricade blocks the view of the defeated enemies on the floor.
3.Necromancer robes - On a Nazi Zombie Ginger in the basement, the one near the puddle.
4.Necromancer hood - After heading up the stairs after defeating Stan / Butters (Depending on who you sided with), attack the 3 guys you first see.
5.Pterdaken - In a locker next to Token, open the locker and shoot it to knock it down.
6.Bill - After heading up the stairs after defeating Stan / Butters (Depending on who you sided with), attack the enemy hurting him in the corridor.
7.Fossey - After heading up the stairs after defeating Stan / Butters (Depending on who you sided with), attack the enemy hurting him in the corridor.
8.Lemmiwinks - Grade 5 classroom, opposite the door to Cartman / Kyle. Speak to him and you'll get a request.
Underpants Gnome Quest (Your House)
1.Gnome gloves - On one of the defeated gnomes, after you defeat them twice you can pick the loot up.
2.Gnome helmet - Enter the mouse hole after you get shrunk and climb up the first set of wires, it's in the bag.
3.Super Bouncy Ball! - Enter the mouse hole after you get shrunk and climb up the first set of wires, it's in the bag.
4.Gnome clothes - A cutscene will eventually play, just after this part head all the way left and break the wall. Dodge the electric and it's in the bag here.
5.Gnome Pickaxe - Just after you defeat the three rats, this is in the bag just before you climb up the wire to get out the wall cavity.
6.Underpants "Helmet" - While you are on the dresser, and you can see your parents having sex in the background, defeat the gnomes and it's on one of their bodies as loot.
Be sure to earn Perverted and Re-Buttal before you complete this level.
Unplanned Parenthood (aka Abortion Clinic Quest)
1.Poison Grenade - The receptionist will tell you to head to operating room A, before going in that room, search the drawer just before it. It's in there.
2.Master Razor - After searching the records, you'll need to use gnome form to head into the vents. Just after the rats are some gnomes, just below the gnomes is a bag. In the bag is the weapon.
3.Fetuswami - This one is in the room with the turret. Just after you've disabled it, you will see a fallen soldier holding a grenade. Shoot at it to blow him up and create a passage. Use the passage on the wall to collect this pink chinpokomon.
Be sure to earn Too Far before you complete this section.
Canada
1.Bishop of Banff - Select the pig balls after you fight him, DO NOT kill him.
Be sure to fart on the Minster of Montreal before you leave the cave!
WARNING: AFTER FINISHING THE QUESTS IN CANADA, DO NOT GO TO KYLE'S HOUSE. DOING SO WILL LOCK UP THE GIGGLING DONKEY, THE GOVERNMENT BASE AND MAKE ALL THE NAZI ZOMBIES DISAPPEAR. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING FROM THERE, AND DO THE SIDE QUEST LISTED BELOW BEFORE CONTINUING ONTO THE NEXT SECTION. ALSO BE SURE TO CREATE A NEW SAVE FILE.
Police Station (Nazi Zombie Bounty Hunter Side Quest)
1.Sergeant Yates - Speak to him in the police station WHILE there are Nazi zombies in the town. Completing the final quest will make them disappear, so this is missable. Complete his quest by collecting 5 rings from dead zombies and you'll get a friend request.
Clyde's Fortress (Final Main Quest)
1.Lawn Dart - In the chest on the first floor, after breaking through the gates.
2.Knight Gauntlets - On an enemy on a higher level of this room, just after the lawn dart.
3.Knight Helmet - In the chest outside to the right, by an enemy and near Ike.
4.Ike - Light the firework for him using a cup-a-smell or a dragonshout.
5.Shoe - Use the alien device to reach the balcony above Ike, shoe is up here.
6.Knight Armor - After you defeat Craig, climb up and open the chest to the left. The armor is in here.
7.Big Gay Al - Answer the ringing iPhone with while inside Mr. Slave
8.Vibroblade - This is found on the Nazi Zombie Bacteria, just after the iPhone. Defeat the bacteria then loot it's body.
9.Condom Cap - After you turn the torch on to scare the bat, you will see a chest just ahead of you.
Buy the Hoff, wear the makeover outfit, and have Dire aids before facing the final boss. Also summon Mr. Slave while inside of his butt.