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#1 Quick draw Being the fastest is a real achievement! It's a real mastery! It deserves some respect! You hear, honey?! IT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT! |
2.00% 极为珍贵 | |
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Yes, yes, I want more! Use me as a chair! Oh, yeah! |
09-13 19:36 |
34.80% 珍贵 |
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#3 Chicken dielectric （鸡电介质） An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.在棍子上插上一只永生不死的鸡，便成了导电性绝佳的电介质。现实生活中，不建议这样尝试，除非你有永生不死的鸡，你自己也永生不死。
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71.70% 一般 | |
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#4 Concussion If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun. |
47.50% 珍贵 | |
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#5 Artist （艺术家） The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually this happens simultaneously.艺术家可能得罪任何人，也能画出所有人。通常二者是同时发生的。
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6.20% 非常珍贵 | |
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#6 Multilayered （多层保护） It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!穿上内裤很暖和，要是多穿几条，冬天的时候都可以冬眠了！
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46.30% 珍贵 | |
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#7 Sherlock （福尔摩斯） You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.只要你确定想让谁背锅，那么就没有你破不了的案件。
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60.80% 一般 | |
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#8 Small puffs of gas （小气泡） It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.在地球上，放屁是不雅的行为，不过在太空，关键时刻放个屁可使身体加速，拯救你的生命。
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44.60% 珍贵 | |
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#9 Smuggler The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them. To be more precise, three, but you must still take care of them. |
68.20% 一般 | |
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#10 Dodger （身手敏捷） When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!当你命悬一线，氧气只够吸一口，周围危险重重，死亡和痛苦笼罩着你时，飞越穿过所有巨型金属环！
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2.90% 极为珍贵 | |
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It's quite difficult to describe this achievement. On your head be it. | 22.60% 珍贵 | |
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#12 Almost served （差点参军） When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army, boasted that you were going to be a paratrooper, and then suddenly failed all medical tests — can this be considered as "almost served", or not?连续慢跑三天，做好了要参军的心理准备，吹嘘自己就要成为一名伞兵，突然，所有的医学测试都不达标，这算不算是“差点参军”？
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23.50% 珍贵 | |
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#13 Vacuum cleaner （吸尘器） The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!吸尘器不仅可以快速打扫公寓，还可以像喷气式摩托车一样穿越时空。特别方便！
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7.00% 非常珍贵 | |
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#14 Destructor Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it. |
20.80% 珍贵 | |
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#15 Pollutionist "It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance? |
3.20% 极为珍贵 | |
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#16 Driver The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it... |
15.00% 非常珍贵 | |
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#17 Electronic If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it. |
4.70% 极为珍贵 | |
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Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one. That's how it is. | 20.50% 珍贵 | |
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Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one. That's how it is. | 20.50% 珍贵 | |
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Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors. | 29.40% 珍贵 | |
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#21 Butthurt The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum but also a 20% increase in the flight speed with accelerators. |
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#22 Hacker It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel containing the control panel. And since it's all about the control panel, then all is well, and you can proceed to open it. |
9.40% 非常珍贵 | |
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Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one. | 39.70% 珍贵 | |
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#24 Mutagen Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be. |
22.80% 珍贵 | |
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#25 Psychiatrist It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit. Especially if you're a charlatan. A real professional will try to find and add all the other possible signs of the illness. |
17.90% 珍贵 | |
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#26 A rebel You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope. Down with other people's advice! Stick your fingers in… |
11.80% 非常珍贵 | |
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#27 Sharpshooter It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story. |
19.10% 珍贵 | |
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#28 Bandit Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it. |
3.50% 极为珍贵 | |
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#29 Shepherd It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come. |
19.50% 珍贵 | |
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#30 Heroic deed There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first. |
24.70% 珍贵 | |
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You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it. | 38.10% 珍贵 | |
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#32 Coffin Counter Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones… |
5.60% 非常珍贵 | |
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#33 Persistent If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger. |
3.00% 极为珍贵 | |
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Believing in yourself and never giving up, even when everything is useless and scripted, is breathtaking! No, you're breathtaking! | 2.20% 极为珍贵 | |
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#35 Undertaker Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an i |
15.80% 珍贵 | |
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#36 A menace to cows Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters. |
5.80% 非常珍贵 | |
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#37 The Revenant Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes. |
11-01 21:29 |
96.40% 一般 |
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#38 Machine gunner Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them. |
4.50% 极为珍贵 | |
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#39 Cartographer Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler. Don't forget to mark the landmarks that are visible from afar, keep an eye on the moss on tree trunks, and don't forget about the North star and your compass. Especially, i |
3.00% 极为珍贵 | |
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One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your own head. You learn best from your own mistakes, as someone said... Or maybe they didn't. | 4.80% 极为珍贵 | |
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#41 Mumbo jumbo You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us. As for why this achievement has such a name, we don't know. It's probably a bug, and it will change if you blink 20 times and jump 10 times. |
11.00% 非常珍贵 | |
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#42 The right choice Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle. |
18.30% 珍贵 | |
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#43 Toucher A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them. |
5.60% 非常珍贵 | |
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#44 Voyeur Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur". |
4.50% 极为珍贵 | |
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#45 Wasted! Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up! |
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