《My Existential Crisis》中文奖杯列表

"Against all odds, logic, and advice from concerned family members, you actually finished and released agame. It has 3 reviews: your mom (5 stars), some guy who refunded it (1 star), and someone who wrote a 3000-word essayabout how your game changed their

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#2 Hello World Champion

"Successfully displayed text on screen after only 47 attempts and 3 mental breakdowns. Your parents still don'tunderstand what you do for a living."

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#3 Caffeine Transcendence

"Achieved immunity to coffee. Energy drinks now flow through your veins. Your heartbeat sounds like dubstep.This is fine."

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#4 Scope Creep Survivor

"Started making Pong, ended up with an MMO RPG with dating sim elements and a cooking minigame.Successfully scaled back to Pong with particles."

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#5 The Spaghetti Code Chef

"Written code so tangled that you're now afraid to change anything. If it works, nobody touches it. Thatvariable named 'thing2_final_FINAL_v3' is load-bearing."

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#6 Rubber Duck Therapist

"Explained your code to an inanimate object for 3 hours straight. The duck now has a computer sciencedegree and existential dread."

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#7 Asset Store Gregor Samsa

Successfully combined medieval castle assets with sci-fi UI and cartoon trees. Art critics call it 'bold'. Playerscall it 'what happened here?'

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#8 The 2AM Philosopher

"Questioned all life choices while fixing a semicolon error at 2:47 AM. Contemplated becoming a farmer.Added the semicolon. Continued developing."

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#9 Version Control Disaster Artist

"Git pushed to main branch. Git pulled everyone's changes. Git gave up. Started over with'Project_FINAL_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v2_backup.zip'"

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#10 Early Access Optimist

"Released game at 10% completion with a roadmap longer than a CVS receipt. Still updating it 3 years later.Players somehow love you for it."

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#11 Bug Whisperer

"Turned 47 game-breaking bugs into 'features'. Players now speedrun using your collision detection errors.Task failed successfully."

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#12 Ramen Connoisseur

"Survived 6 months on instant noodles and determination. Can identify 23 different flavors blindfolded.Vitamin deficiency is just another debugging challenge."

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	#1 Indie Legend: Shipped It! "Against all odds, logic, and advice from concerned family members, you actually finished and released agame. It has 3 reviews: your mom (5 stars), some guy who refunded it (1 star), and someone who wrote a 3000-word essayabout how your game changed their	100.00% 一般
	#2 Hello World Champion "Successfully displayed text on screen after only 47 attempts and 3 mental breakdowns. Your parents still don'tunderstand what you do for a living."	100.00% 一般
	#3 Caffeine Transcendence "Achieved immunity to coffee. Energy drinks now flow through your veins. Your heartbeat sounds like dubstep.This is fine."	100.00% 一般
	#4 Scope Creep Survivor "Started making Pong, ended up with an MMO RPG with dating sim elements and a cooking minigame.Successfully scaled back to Pong with particles."	100.00% 一般
	#5 The Spaghetti Code Chef "Written code so tangled that you're now afraid to change anything. If it works, nobody touches it. Thatvariable named 'thing2_final_FINAL_v3' is load-bearing."	100.00% 一般
	#6 Rubber Duck Therapist "Explained your code to an inanimate object for 3 hours straight. The duck now has a computer sciencedegree and existential dread."	100.00% 一般
	#7 Asset Store Gregor Samsa Successfully combined medieval castle assets with sci-fi UI and cartoon trees. Art critics call it 'bold'. Playerscall it 'what happened here?'	100.00% 一般
	#8 The 2AM Philosopher "Questioned all life choices while fixing a semicolon error at 2:47 AM. Contemplated becoming a farmer.Added the semicolon. Continued developing."	100.00% 一般
	#9 Version Control Disaster Artist "Git pushed to main branch. Git pulled everyone's changes. Git gave up. Started over with'Project_FINAL_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v2_backup.zip'"	100.00% 一般
	#10 Early Access Optimist "Released game at 10% completion with a roadmap longer than a CVS receipt. Still updating it 3 years later.Players somehow love you for it."	100.00% 一般
	#11 Bug Whisperer "Turned 47 game-breaking bugs into 'features'. Players now speedrun using your collision detection errors.Task failed successfully."	100.00% 一般
	#12 Ramen Connoisseur "Survived 6 months on instant noodles and determination. Can identify 23 different flavors blindfolded.Vitamin deficiency is just another debugging challenge."	100.00% 一般

PS5《My Existential Crisis》中文奖杯列表